May 2013
chadleymacguff:
when you’re texting a cute boy and they suddenly stop responding
casteilnovak:
whatslifewithoutfandoms:
DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD
oh look now it’s normal
sarcastic
LOUD
incredibly sarcastic
hunkules:
I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN
christinesinclutch:
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
discovering-my-balance:
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
Girl code
cyberdepressed:
*loses followers* *loses friends* *loses bobby pins and hair ties* *loses internet connection* *loses phone* *loses life* *gains weight*
volvata:
when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
themadhannibal:
Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
auspisstice:
cyberdepressed:
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
i
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
whyamisorandom:
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
getoffmybloghoe:
josephinem:
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
IT CAME BACK AGAIN HAHAHHHAHAHA omg
I posted this like 3 days ago
rneerkat:
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
amoying:
amoying:
what did the toilet say to its significant other?
urinal my thoughts
